satans-fabulous-blog:

morphingly:

brightredkettle:

are you the SAT because i’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes

with a ten minute break halfway through for snacks

That’s the most reasonable pick up line I’ve ever heard. You’re hired.

cowboybeboop:

viste:

cowboybeboop:

reblog if u were on tumblr before yahoo bought it 

IT’S LITERALLY BEEN LIKE A DAY AND WHAT ARE YOU EVEN TRYING TO ACHIEVE WITH THIS POST

only a true tumblrite would understand. you just outed yourself as a yahooligan

masamaruskull:

rb-modblog:

french-miaou:

you mean to tell me america are just starting to colour their money

man you guys are way behind 

crikey 

straya

What is that picture?

Is there a new version of Monopoly out?

THAT’S OUR MONEY YOU INCONSIDERATE FUCKTARD

simoncowell:

niallhoran:

louistomlinson:

zaynmalik:

liampayne:

harrystyles:

baby

you

light

up

my

god shut up u lil shits

(Source: pleasesyou)

This is my, “Goodbye Winter, Hello Spring!”...

This is my, “Goodbye Winter, Hello Spring!” giveaway. Because spring (or summer, rather it seems like,) is finally upon us, I’ll be giving away three new, still sealed sweaters. Although you probably can’t wear them now, you’ll have cute sweaters for next winter!

PRIZES:

• Black COMME des FUCKDOWN Print Loose Sweatshirt
• Red Long Sleeve Geometric Pullovers Sweater
• White Long Sleeve Sign Print Pullover Sweatshirt

All of these are the “free/one” size, which is like a medium. It fits most small-medium sized people. All of these sweaters can be found from my favorite clothing site (x).

RULES:

• You must be following me!
• All reblogs and one like counts as an entry!
• Your ask box must be open, I’m serious. In my previous giveaways, people didn’t have an ask box open, so I just proceeded to the next winner. Winners will have 36 hours to respond back to me.
• You must be able to disclose your address to me, make sure you’re comfortable before entering! I can ship worldwide.
• There will be two winners. The 1st winner I pick will get two of the clothing pieces above, and the 2nd winner receives whatever is left.
• This giveaway will end May 31st, 2013 EST.

(Source: zelour)